Not satisfied with mundane backups of computers, Unusual Software has come up with a tool called “Backup My Brain 1.0.” In addition to your memories and professional skills, Backup My Brain promises to preserve your phobias, addictions, and bad habits.
Once installed, Backup My Brain 1.0 shows a screen displaying Homer Simpson’s brain in a vise and plays a series of slightly eerie tones. (If used without earbuds, Backup My Brain 1.0 has the added benefit of driving the cat off the laptop.) As it progresses, warning messages come up: “Neuron chain read error! Please, contact your neurologist to fix this problem!”
The program is absolutely free, but does come with a warning: “Brain restore technology is still in development.”
Backup My Brain 1.0 joins such notable products as the CD/DVD Rewinder and Detect Satan 2.0. Check out the complete line of “humor ware” for a good laugh.
I desparately need this software!